Dear Mr. & Mrs. Citizen
Are you tired of others viewpoints conflicting with your own? Is it no longer enough to just sit back and have your own own opinion, do you feel the need to act out and shut down the oh so mistaken thoughts of others? Is the sole battleground for this raging war on convictions the back bumpers of automobiles? If you answered yes to any of these questions than I have the product for you.
Friends the back-sided tyranny of self-expression is at it's end and as with all endings it begins a new with the HATER PACK. Yes, the HATER PACK brought to by the fine people at Burlesque of North America and myself. What's in a HATER PACK you ask well for the low price of just $5.00* you will receive sixteen brightly one colored clear vinyl stickers that let people know how misguided the choices they have made are.
First up is the Anti sticker. Just lay this clear vinyl gem over a bumper sticker or sign that you find to conflict with your idea of a well run society and watch the original intent twist to something a bit more to your liking. Now in three different sizes.Sometimes in the busy day to day hustle and bustle world of ours a large amount of suck gets passed by as not sucking and the masses seem not to notice. Well, no more because next up in the HATER PACK is the infamous Sucks series. These self-explanatory and self-adhesive objects help let the uninformed know that ignoring this warning will lead them down a road of inescapable suck.
You get THIS PLACE SUCKS, THIS RESTAURANT &/OR BAR SUCKS, THIS APARTMENT SUCKS, and THIS ALBUM SUCKS.
How have you lived this long and not had these at your disposal? It's time to wake up the world and tell it to it's fat stupid face how wrong it's been and how much it sucks with the HATER PACK.
Just read the testimonials of these happy costumers.
"You ever heard of this Jesus guy? Yeah, I hadn't really either, but it turns out a ton of people with a disposable income set aside just for bumper stickers that spread his word had. I did a little research and it turns out that most of the people with the stickers were jerks. Thanks to the HATER PACK I just placed some Anti stickers over their Jesus said blah, blah, blah about some stupid shit or whatever and now everybody can see them for the jerks they are. Thanks HATER PACK I couldn't of done it without you."
Matthew - Shoreview, Mn
"America, alright I fucking get it already you like the way the flag looks on the door of your house or on the back of your car. Guess what, I see your flag sticker as the empty gesture it truly is and now with the HATER PACK so will some other people."
Rose Marie - Minneapolis, Mn
"Iron Maiden totally rules!™ up to a point and than they really suck. They can suck all they want that's up to them the problem is that for people who want to get into Maiden it's not easy to figure out which albums to buy and which to avoid because all the covers to their records depict Eddy doing something major fucking wicked. Now thanks to the HATER PACK I can just lay one of those THIS ALBUM SUCKS stickers on the criminally shitty later records and the problem is solved. Also works great with Metallica post Master of Puppets and the entire G'n'R discography. Thanks HATER PACK together we may just make the world a safer place to rock." Gabe - Coon Rapids, Mn
Now find out for yourself just how amazing this product is. Here's how:
HATER PACK and other great products are available at the following
Burlesque Of North America
La Mano 21
YouWorkForThem
In the Minneapolis area please stop in at
Big Brain Comics 1027 Washington ave S
*does not include S&H
